Let’s just go from most comfortable to… least.

This actually happened… Like: 

—Hi I’m a bride’s maid but I’m actually the groom’s cousin, he asked me to fill in for my sister who couldn’t come last minute. 

Btw. Your dress obviously shows my tattoos, hope you don’t mind… (I didn’t actually have all my current ones back then so it wasn’t AS bad.) I have spiky hair… And stretched piercings. Oh, the bruises? That’s from sparring a couple days before we came here.— 

The poor bride’s family probably thought I was some delinquent. B|;;; But it was okay because the rest of my dorky family was there and the bride loved it… I’m not quite sure if it was because it was hilariously awkward or because she was really fine with it.

She was just like “LET’S CURL YOUR BANGS AND TAIL! LOOK NOW IT LOOKS LIKE YOU BELONG HERE!”